Q and A

Q: How do you know I'm really tired and hate my job all at the same time?

A: Two co-workers were just talking about our (now) ex-boss (who got transfered to another department) and one of them said, "I called her and told her that she'll always be our boss." I, walking by at that moment, almost said, "Boss of my nuts."

It made sense to say it in my head. It got past the first set of internal censors. It got far enough for me to get "Bo--" out of my mouth. Definitely need to get some sleep. Some weird, internal justification going on right now.